If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life
people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.
the last comment just hurts so bad
Just some tips I’ve collected from the serial killers of tumblr
just reblogging with my original tags because people liked them:
#murder tips #thats an odd tag #just posting a series of murder tips #nothing big #people reblog this #this is gold #COME ON REBLOG #what can i tag this with so more people will see it #murder #killing #blood #i guess #um #stabby stab #shooty shoot #CATCH A MARLIN #okay thats all i got
My mother actually told me you can dig a hole in the ground and put the body in with chopped up limes it will dissolve every thing but the teeth.
I can just imagine:
"Hey mom, do you know any good murder tips?"
"Hmm, well I know a pretty good one about limes"
I just told my dad that I was reading ways to get away with murder and he says
"Good, your mum is being a bitch lately"
Please dont let my dad on tumblr oh my god
Always see “real women” posts so here’s one for the dudes.
this says so much. I wish there were more posts like this. please.
body positivity and realistic body standards are important for guys too!
Men are constantly reassured that it’s okay to oogle women and harrass them about their looks. Women rarely see sexualized images of men that are made for women.
Guys get eye candy everywhere they go. Their sexual gaze is constantly catered to. Women* are rarely given the opportunity to have their sexual interest entertained. We’re told that we should be okay with having nothing to look at. That our fantasies don’t matter. That we shouldn’t ever even remotely expect to be able to eyeball a svelte man in public, only behind closed doors and heaven forbid that the man look vulnerable. So we finally get to see images that turn us on and people are like, “Hey, you can’t put that in magazines! that might hurt some little boy’s feelings!”
Men are given alternative physical images to aspire to. Women are not.
While yes, guys should be treated to body positivity too… they already are. Just watch TV or any comedy and count the number of pudgy, out of shape, male leads vs pudgy, out of shape female leads. Or the number of hairy, overweight, older men making block buster movies vs the number of hairy, overweight, older women. Now count how many times that male character has some incredibly smart, sexy wife who does everything for him. And then how many times she’s the butt of the joke when he gets hot for some woman who’s younger and thinner than she is.
Fuck, just look at the responses to women not shaving their legs vs the responses to guys not shaving off their stubble.
Name six movies about a woman above the age of forty who’s love interest is a man that’s younger than she is where the plot doesn’t revolve around her being the butt of a cougar or mom joke. Now name me six where a man over the age of forty’s love interest is a woman who’s significantly younger than he is. Bonus points for action movies where anyone in the movie makes a mention of the age difference.
How many times are male politician or CEO’s body or style of dress put into question? How many times are female’s? Or has everyone forgotten how we flip out when the president’s wife gets a new hair cut? Or how Hillary Clinton had to have a FUCKING MAKE OVER before the news agencies took her seriously? How many times was her daughter raked over the coals for looking like an average teenager?
What’s more, I’ve never heard any of my female friends or my mother and her female friends saying, “Why can’t my 50 year old husband get a six pack like that?” What I USUALLY here is “I wish my husband would get a nice hair cut.” or “I wish he’d wear some nicer clothes that actually fit him.”
But what i hear overhear men saying all time is, “No fat chicks!” or “I wish my wife had bigger boobs.”
I know a woman who’s husband threatened to leave her if she didn’t get a face lift and a boob job- she was so upset that she did it. She felt disgusting every day because she wasn’t a size six and he expected her to be a size six after bearing him four kids. My own uncle said if his wife got overweight that he’d drag her behind a car until she lost weight. These aren’t even “bad guys”! They seem like perfectly nice men when you meet them! But they’re taught from the moment they’re kids that all women need to be a certain body type to be worthy of any attention.
Men are told through our culture’s stories and media that a woman will still love them unconditionally and throw themselves at them if they’re fat, old, balding, or an asshole, while women are told that if they’re pushy, fat, old or wearing out of style clothes that they aren’t even worth mentioning.
*While I’m bisexual, but I’m not a lesbian so I can’t speak for what a lesbian finds attractive anymore than I can say what a gay man might find attractive. I’m talking about the female gaze toward men in general. We each have our individual tastes tho.
You see this shit? This is the exact shit that pisses me off most about tumblr. Someone makes a post promoting body positivity for men, not just women, and this bitch has the audacity to turn it into a bullshit feminist rant. Look, bitch, I can do it, too. Before I begin, let me start by saying that I am fully for women’s rights, don’t misunderstand. But your entire post? Fucking. Bullshit. And now I’m going to tell you why.
"Women rarely see sexualized images of men that are made for women."
Have you seen a movie lately? Any movie, really. The last ten movies I’ve seen, there has been a gratuitous nearly naked male shot purely for the enjoyment of the female viewers. Sure, we get called sluts if we look at men the way they do us. But it’s all over the fucking media for us to look at. We are not lacking in visual, overtly sexualized men for our viewing pleasure. The media panders to women as much as it panders to men. Yeah, men can be fucking pigs about the whole thing. But you know what? So can women, we just aren’t overt about it.
“Just watch TV or any comedy and count the number of pudgy, out of shape, male leads vs pudgy, out of shape female leads.”
Here’s the thing about that, honey. Most comedians who are pudgy and considered “unattractive” are comedians because they are that way. They make fun of themselves purely to make people laugh and to make people like them. Because if they didn’t make comedy, they’d be super depressed and feeling bad about themselves. Comedians admit in interviews that they are funny and like making jokes because they developed that as a defense mechanism from when they were picked on as children. Women, on the other hand, don’t seem to have this defense mechanism. This is going to sound really awful, but how many girls do you think masturbate to those kinds of guys? All of society is centered around sexuality and sexual pleasure, and that’s not a fucking lie. That’s why women get sexualized, and men get sexualized. Because all society wants to do is fuck and have eye candy all around. You say women don’t get it as much as men do? How many times have you walked through a store and seen a pudgy mannikin trying to sell clothes? For both men and women, they don’t exist. How many times have you walked through a book aisle, looked at the covers, and not seen an overly sexualized male on it?
I understand what you’re saying that a lot of men feel like it’s okay to objectify women and treat them like shit if they don’t look a certain way. I’ve been there to where my boyfriends have pressured me to do something that I don’t want to just so they can feel better when we have sex. But women do the same fucking thing to men. You don’t think men feel pressure to look a certain way? I cannot tell you how many good guys can’t find a good girlfriend just because they don’t look like the super hot models in magazines and movies and the media.
Women are not always the victims. They aren’t. My fucking bad, but god fucking dammit. Men can be victims, too, and they don’t deserve to get shit for it over a fucking post that’s promoting body positivity. Pull your head out of your own ass and get the fuck over yourself. Women are not the victims in this post and this post had nothing to do with women until you brought it up because, apparently, men being objectified and over-sexualized isn’t a bad thing, too.
^^^^ love you
Honestly the last one is way more my type than those buff guys
I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.
satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.
*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*
My chain hits my chest
when I’m banging on the dashboard
my chain hits my chest
when I’m banging on the radio
suki zuky I’m coming in the Cherokee
gasoline there’s steam on the window screen
take it take it wheels bouncing like a trampoline
when I get to where I’m going
gonna have you trembling
“Suki, suki” means “drive, drive” in Arabic. In the music video Saudi Arabian women are driving and aren’t supposed to, so MIA’s saying “suki, suki”. They’re bad girls.
Further, سوقي (suuqii) is in the imperative singular feminine, in a form I think is Saudi colloquial — more formal would be اسوقي. So, it has an additional subtlety of telling a female to drive.
my art snapchats are hilarious