Merci Pour Le Venin

Ask me questions. I'm seriously bored as fuck.

Are looks important in a relationship?
Are relationships ever worth it?
Are you a virgin?
Are you in a relationship?
Are you in love?
Are you single this year?
Can you commit to one person?
Describe your crush
Describe your perfect mate
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Do you ever want to get married?
Do you forgive betrayal?
Do you get jealous easily?
Do you have a crush on anyone?
Do you have any piercings?
Do you have any tattoos?
Do you like kissing in public?
Do you shower every day?
Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Have you ever been cheated on?
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Have you ever had sex with a man?
Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Have you had sex so far this year?
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
How long was your longest relationship?
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
How many people did you kiss in 2011?
How many times did you have sex last year?
How old are you?
If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Is there someone you will never forget?
Share a relationship story.
State 8 facts about your body
Things you want to say to an ex
What are five ways to win your heart?
What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
What is the first thing you notice in someone?
What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
What is your definition of “having sex”?
What is your definition of cheating?
What is your favourite foreplay routine?
What is your favourite roleplay?
What is your idea of the perfect date?
What is your sexual orientation?
What turns you off?
What turns you on?
What was your kinkiest wet dream?
What words do you like to hear during sex?
What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
What’s your dirtiest secret?
When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Who are five people you find attractive?
Who is the last person you hugged?
Who was your first kiss with?
Why did your last relationship fail?
Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
You’ll love me if
 DO IT!

chaystar:

does reblogging count

tempestpaige:

smutti:

ruthiiecat:

villavanukas:

thesassylorax:

theonewithroboteyes:

star-in-the-darkness:

weird-story:

This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually murder their mother, so when the kids walked up the the door, they got an axe and slaughtered her. Once everyone figured out what they had really done, they called the police, but the kids were long gone by then. The only picture of them was this photo, taken by a trick or treater. The mothers body was later found half eaten.

Holy shit….

If you unscramble John Buckley it will spell out Shia Labeouf

The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually murder their mother.

What in the name of all that is holy.

LOL HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD.

I find this extremely interesting in a morbid almost compulsive way. :1

http://www.changingportraits.com/mmud.htm sigh

aniorro:

Bilchsteim’s my new favorite animal ;D

g-iggle:

you deserve to smile. that’s why i made this blog. come if you just want to laugh again.

jasonofsuburbia:

fewdaysofwonderful:

This is absolutely terrifying. Just look at it, it is so real and astonishing. You need to reblog this. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging orange, teenage girls with vans on. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging vintage or photography. This is real. You can even see the fury in his eyes. The tense muscles in between his fingers. The heavy breathing.

Don’t let mean comments like that get to you, please. I’ve experienced the effects of someone else’s suicide myself and it’s painful. I know it hurts but if you just talk to someone it’ll help a ton. If you ever need anyone to talk to I’m always always willing to listen and help xx

i just burst into tears looking at this, cause this is how i feel right now.